1. They wear a clean bra and panties (even those who hardly change bras) just for unforeseen events.
2. They tell their parents they are going to see ‘Chioma’.
3. They come much later than schedule (just to send a signal that they aren’t desperate, even though they actually are).
4. Naïve and first timers put on some weird undies at least to restrict or perhaps delay access to their….
5. At times their phones go dead (either intentionally or energy cut). This makes the guy feel hopeless.
6. If they actually don’t want s*x, they offer to prepare an endless meal or do house chores.
7. They put their phones on silent knowing fully well that their other boyfriends would dial. For those who don’t, they harass these poor dudes over the fone.
8. Sometimes, they show up unannounced to assess the guy’s level of hygiene or to catch a cheat.
9. They counter Se.xual advances by acting moody and try to get busy with a giant novel or seasonal movie.
10. The badoo girls just get down straight to business.