9. When you walk with someone, you are always in front. If they want to walk beside you, they need to learn to walk faster.
10. You put dinner in the oven without bothering to preheat.
11. At amusement parks, you race from attraction to attraction like a lunatic because you can’t stand the thought of missing anything due to walking too slowly. Also, if there’s a crazy-long line? Forget it.
12. You can’t be bothered with ironing because it just takes too freaking long.
13. When your significant other forgets his wallet and you have to turn the car back around to go get it, you seriously contemplate divorce.
14. When you’re texting someone and the three little dots appear more than once, you desperately want to text: “????”
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