15. Your kid didn’t tie his shoes until the third grade because you kept saying “Ugh, just let me do it.”
16. If you’re on hold for more than a minute, you hang up. They will just have to call you back.
17. You burn your mouth regularly because you can’t wait for your coffee to cool before sipping it.
18. You don’t understand the point of “leisurely strolls.”
19. You refuse to buy sandals that buckle or any type of shoes that require effort to put on. Also, your running shoes are laced just loosely enough that you can slide them on by almost breaking your finger while jamming your heel into place.
20. You didn’t even make it all the way to the end of this list.
source: scarymom.com