1. The Geek
These Set Of People Are Those Who Capitalise On
The lack of knowledge of the other groups. These people can make A N5000 have the features of A N250,000 phone.. I love these group. People know them but these guys remain silent until they’re
called
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2. The Phone Joseph
These People Are Like Joseph in the bible that had dreams about his future. The only difference is that Joseph’s dreams came to reality but these guys would hardly or ever achieve that Dream.
Every they you meet them, “I wan buy I BB Z10 you know how much? , I wan buy iphone 6..e.t.c..
To buy na big wahala
3. The IMUA Student
The IMUA (I Must Use Android) Student Is A Desperate Person. He would go at any length to get an Android phone. He won’t bother if the screen is broken, the speaker sounds like an old radio, the
charging point isn’t working or even the phone can’t even power. He’ll still buy the Phone and try to fix it.
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4.WPC AGENT
WMC (WALKING PHONE COMPANY)
I FEAR THIS GUYS PASS.
. These Guys Don’t Have A Smartphone. They aren’t even as smart as the geeks but their Area Of specialization Is a plus to the Android Community..
These people know the exact or approximate price of any smartphone in the market, some can even tell
you the specifications of each phone.
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5 Miss Posh
These Are Big Girls, They Have Virtually any Every Social Network On Their Phone.
The Only Problem With This Group is They Don’t Know How To Fix Any Problem On Any Of The Social Networks And End Up Running To The Geeks For
Help..I Trust Some Geeks Sha.. If na Whatsapp You Wan Open Or Fix. They Don collect the bae number…
6. Mugu 1960.
These Guys Should Never Touch Your Device. They have no idea how an Android Phone Works. They’ll Keep Drawing Patterns Till Your Phone Locks, Five
Minutes Later They Unistall Your Most Important Apps And Delete Your Photos..
7. The Drug Dealer
I know why I used drug dealer here.. These Guys Change Phones Every Week or Month. They can use
6 different phones in a space of 3 weeks
I drop my pen here… Feel Free To Add Yours
SOURCE:Â nigeriannewsreporters.com
