1:RED! Bank Account now reads N0.00;You cleared your accounts,sold off your properties,went as far as borrowing just to celebrate christmas(a one. day event).
Well,now that christmas is gone,it’s time to start regretting,to start learning to live without that smartphone,(the one you sold to eat christmas meat),to start thinking about how to settle that debt! Red eye red eye
2: Chores!
Start washing that trailer load of dirty dishes and utensils.The ones you used to cook heaven and earth,serve visitors.The ones you used to eat to the point of… near death Wash them!they aint going to wash themselves.
And pack those christmas trees and lights too keep them till next christmas.
3: Go for a pregnancy test ASAP!;
After christmas you see used condoms everywhere. You used Jesus’ birthday to lamushuang abi.You wee soon pay for it start getting ready to go for a pregnancy test.I heard there’s a research that shows more condoms are sold on christmas day than any other day in Nigeria.Don’t ask me!I heard!
4; Constipation and running stomachs;
Time to buy andrew liver salts and to also purge your hearts out All that food and you expect not to have constipation?
5; Tiredness;
All that partying,all that many many cooking,all that running around.It’s time to rest from them all
